
Eeeeeps! First time having hard liquor in my drink! Panic!!!



We stayed at the Rainbow Hostel, which I HIGHLY recommend if you’re staying in Doolin. It was my first hostel ever, and I was exceedingly pleased. It was very cozy and warm with great rooms, and very large kitchen and an extremely nice staff. The guy who checked us in was particularly welcoming. He showed us around, made us feel right at home as if we were the only people in the hostel, and even offered us a lift to the Cliffs of Moher, (a 5-8 minute ride up the roads) which was precisely where we’d wanted to go. The only condition would be for us to walk ourselves back into town. It would be about a 2 hour walk. Sounded like a plan to us!


After dozens of photos, singing Danny Boy while overlooking the cliffs and checking out the small castle-tower on the cliffs, we headed back to Doolin.
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Cliffs of Moher |

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The long road back |
Now things turned rough when we began to loose daylight an hour and a half into the walk. We reached the end of that unfinished path and proceeded on the wider dirt path that continued onward before daylight went completely out, but because we were running out of light, some of the people in our party grew nervous that we wouldn’t be able to see where we were going, especially since we were nearing those dangerous cliffs with the rogue waves. They suggested cutting through one of the fields and climbing up the hill toward the main road. Half of us resisted for awhile, but we finally decided on doing it, especially since we could see the silhouette of the castle-tower from earlier up ahead and up the hill. As long as we could reach it, we would find the road, no matter how dark it became. We jumped the fence, and trust me, my conscience was going mad in crossing into private property, and made our way through the field, which we could barely see in the nearly complete darkness that there were cows in that field, off to our far left. And where there are cows, there might be a bull as we had seen a warning sign for another property a good 2 or 3 kilometers back or so. So far, so good. No bull. Then things went downhill…fast. Turns out the area of the field in which we walked was more akin to a marsh than a field. Within 50 steps into the field, we found ourselves struggling through tons of squishy mud with rainwater and…wait for it…manure! Yes, you read that right. Manure. The classic manure that never fails to yield gorgeous green fields. And we were knee deep in all this stuff! I literally lost my shoes five or six times in the attempts to get through that stuff as the suction of the mud and…that infernal stuff…was pretty strong if you didn’t work it right. I felt bad that people had to follow after me and fish my show out of the muck. At one point, I was so frustrated I almost gave up and decided to just ditch my shoes. But those were the only ones I had brought with me on the trip and it would be foolish to leave them behind in the cold. Stuck in the muck? Falling? Sorry lads, you’re going to have to catch yourself with your hands. YECH!!! Thankfully, after five minutes of horror, we moved out of the marshy area and found a highly unstable stone wall, marking the end of that field, but it was also lined with thorns. We balanced our way across the top of the wall for a few minutes until we could walk on the ground right up against it, away from the thorns, though a couple of us (myself included) became caught in the thorns and sustained a small cut or two. Once that dreadful wall was over, we decided to move back into the field we were in. The ground in this area looked far more promising, and either way, it was the only way we could go to get closer to the castle-tower. Wrong! More infernal muck and manure! At this point, I’d learned how to keep my shoes on and get myself unstuck without help, but it was the worst thing I’d ever done. If you know me and my tactile sensitivity (and it’s terribly strong), you’ll know that I was absolutely dying in that mess. It was all I could do to keep from screaming and scaring the nearby cows, who were probably looking at us like, “What the heck do these kids think they are?” But seriously, we were praying that there was no bull nearby, or we were toast. All of us were literally living out Dante’s inferno, the lowest most horrible place for anyone to be. It was cold, dark, wet and slightly rainy, mud and murk, manure, thorns, and we were all exhausted, hungry (we hadn’t even eaten lunch), dehydrated, and half our group was on minimal sleep from the night before. Dante got it right: the inferno IS cold.
As for me, God must have been having a field day, thinking, “Okay Kathleen, I’m going to save you from some of the horrors of Purgatory and give you some, shall we say, temporal punishment. I think I’ll have you walk through this.” I think I’ve been spared a few billion years from Purgatory after this experience. Out loud, several times, I begged my guardian angel to guide our footing and get us back to the main road. When we lost all daylight and could no longer see each other, I broke out into a Hail Mary. I repeated that prayer until I reached the place where I could hear our group forming back together on more solid ground next to a wall. One of the students said “What’s Europe’s 911 number?” (I don’t think they were kidding) and it rang a bell for another student, who pulled out his small phone, which thankfully provided us with some light to guide our footing. We didn’t call the fire squad or anything, but we were able to find the other part of the wall that stood between us and the faint silhouette of the castle-tower up the steep hill, which we still needed to climb. We started a rosary as we walked along the treacherous wall, almost pressing ourselves up against it to avoid the mud and manure as much as we could, and one of the students had her foot painfully lodged between two rocks a minute into the walk. Just as we were announcing the first joyful mystery, our first joy appeared to us: a break in the wall! We climbed through and started climbing up the steep hill which lacked muck and manure (THANK GOD!!!). The way was somewhat slippery, wet, and horribly tiring. Mount Purgatory from Dante.
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This was pretty much all I could see when we finally saw the lights of the city...blured with tears! |
It took us another half hour to get down the main road, into town and up to the front door of our hostel, equating to about 3 hours worth of walking. “I will NEVER stray from the main path ever again,” said I. We also couldn’t get in through the front door since we would track all that horror in with us and there were people sitting inside that front lobby, but I remembered from earlier that there was a side door to the hostel, which was next to some big mud carpets and was right beside our room. Asking my guardian angel for assistance and guidance, I went to check to see if it was open, although it seemed highly unlikely. I think my guardian angel unlocked the door for us because it opened. Later it was locked. Maybe a coincidence, maybe divine providence. Whatever the case, I’m just glad we made it in without spreading much “dirt” into the place. We showered right away. By the time we were done almost an hour later, it was about 9:40pm, but we were all very hungry.
We went to check out the local pubs for food, but they’d all stopped serving food at 9:30pm. We finally checked a small, cozy bistro and sat down. They’d already stopped serving food as well and this was the last night of their season (they would be closing down for the season), but the lady there didn’t want to send us away hungry (we probably looked exhausted and frazzled), so she offered some vegetable soup and brown bread with butter which we eagerly accepted. At this point, we didn’t care what we ate, we just needed sustenance. Soup sounded amazing though, especially when we were cold and tired. The bread and butter was fantastic, especially the butter, which is probably the best I’ve ever tasted. Then the generous bowl of vegetable soup was soothing, warming and incredibly delicious. We all ate quietly for awhile, casting knowing glances and grins at each other because we knew that this was EXACTLY what we were thinking about that we could be doing when we were going through the icky inferno of mud and manure. After a delicious dinner at a shockingly good price, we went back to the hostel. Taking turns, we rinsed our shoes and trousers of the filth. It turned out to be a long and arduous process. The tortures of tactile sensitivity continued for me as I cleaned out my impossible shoes. Thankfully, a cozy warm bed awaited me, and we crashed and burned warmly with relief at having such a nice place to stay.



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Farewell, Ireland! Great Emerald of the sea. |
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